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Season: Winter
 
Writer: Haruka Kanata
 
Characters: Adonis, Nagisa, Natsume, Sora, Tsumugi
 
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Adonis: This is where we are at as of now. You’ve seen us give out advice, so now we’d like to hear your criticism.

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Nagisa: …There’s no need to hold back. We will be better able to make adjustments in time for the actual recording if you give us your honest opinions now.
 
Tsumugi: Let me think~. For a variety show, I think your current routine works just fine.
 
Sora: H~m. Sora couldn’t help but notice that Hunter Onii-san was just as silent and stuck in his thoughts as always, though~
 
Adonis: As I feared. I tried to tell myself I shouldn’t stay silent for too long, but…
 
Tsumugi: Do you have any comments, Natsume-kun? Did you notice anything while you were watching?
 
Natsume: …What are you asking me fOR? I believe I told you all at the beginning that I was just here to wATCH.
 
Tsumugi: Don’t be like that. Come on, when it comes to giving advice, there’s no one better than Natsume-kun, right?
 
Plus, Natsume-kun is definitely the most experienced at acting out a radio show personality.
 
And just now, it was Natsume-kun who interrupted Nagisa-kun and Otogari-kun from practicing. You must have loads you want to comment on, no?
 
Natsume: I guesS… Actually, there was nothing but flaws for me to criticiZE.
 
Adonis: Sakasaki, if you saw any problems I would like for you to point them out. Thank you very much.
 
Nagisa: …I would like that as well.
 
Natsume: …
 
Sora: Master~, Sora is asking as well. These two honestly want to get better at giving out advice, you know~
 
Plus, for the sakes of the people who are going to be sending in their worries, Sora thinks we shouldn’t ignore this.
 
Natsume: …I got IT, Sora. I never intended to ignore any of thIS.
 
It is obvious that if I don’t fix thIS, they will go on to make many people unhappy, after aLL.
 
Adonis: …So we were bad enough to make you say something like that.
 
Natsume: Yup. If you’ll allow be to state my frank opinION. What I just witnessed couldn’t be called giving out advICE.
 
At best it was a comedy shOW. Which is why, as Senpai said, if this was intended as a variety show, then there are no real problEMS.
 
HowevER. You guys said before that the concept for the program was to create a “relaxed, mature atmospHERE”. If so, then I would have to label this as a failuRE. 
 
Nagisa: …Hm. Which parts specifically would you say were bad?
 
Natsume: First of all, Ado-chan-kun was speaking somehow strange, was he nOT? What exactly was going through your head thEN?
 
Adonis: So it felt that strange… To tell you the truth, I was trying to imitate Hakaze-senpai.
 
I got this job as a stand-in for Hakaze-senpai. And the “relaxed, mature atmosphere” of the show seemed like it would be well-suited to Hakaze-senpai, so I used him as a reference.
 
Nagisa: …Ah, I think I can understand that train of thought. I’m appearing on this show as a stand-in for Hiyori-kun, after all.
 
…I would be happy if I was able to fill his shoes properly.
 
Natsume: Ran-senpai, I’ll give you advice neXT.. For now, I’ll say that Ado-chan-kun shouldn’t try to imitate Hakaze-senpAI. 
 
Adonis: Is that really okay? Then how exactly should I…
 
Natsume: You shouldn’t imitate anyoNE. Ado-chan-kun is plenty mature and relaxed without changing a thING.

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Tsumugi: I agree. And the program staff probably decided on the concept for the show after they learned that Otogari-kun and Nagisa-kun were chosen as replacements.
 
The two of you are already very mature and relaxed, after all. You shouldn’t try to act differently.
 
Adonis: Really… Thank you. Sakasaki, Aoba-senpai. If that’s so, then I’ll do my best as myself.
 
Natsume: Well, as long as Ado-chan-kun tries not to get silently caught up in his own worriES, then I think you will be fiNE.
 
As I saw it, the real problem this time was Ran-senpai, after aLL.
 
Nagisa: …So that’s how it was. What did I do wrong?
 
Natsume: Both your actions and your reactions were way too outlandish, you sEE.
 
One moment you were trying to start an improv gAME, the other you were trying to exorcise spirITS. What exactly were you trying to emulaTE?
 
Nagisa: …I suppose it must be the old talk show I watched for reference. The comedian who participated in it was very entertaining.
 
…The program staff told me that rather than maintaining a serious atmosphere throughout the show, they would appreciate it if we could have some fun and make people laugh.
 
…Which is why I tried imitating that comedian’s manner of speaking, but I suppose it didn’t work.
 
Natsume: I think it would have worked very well for a comedic variety shOW, so you must have done weLL.
 
But this program requires you to respond in a mature and calm mannER, so I think it would be better if you acted more relaxED.
 
Especially since it seemed like your co-host, Ado-chan-senpai, was having trouble keeping up with your conversatION.
 
Sora: They say that conversations are like a game of catch. It is important to throw the ball so it is easy for your partner to catch it~♪
 
Natsume: Yup, yup. Sora is a good kid after aLL ♪ What Sora just said pretty much sums it UP.
 
This time, the three of us were right in front of you, so it was more like a consultatION. But when you’re doing the real show, it’ll just be the two of you discussing people’s probleMS. 
 
It is best if you focus on maintaining a conversation in a way that you can both understaND.
 
Nagisa: …Indeed, I might have forgotten to think about that. Thank you, Natsume-kun, Sora-kun.
 
Natsume: …But even then, I feel like Ran-senpai’s dialogue was way too messy this time arouND. Your usual behavior isn’t nearly that bAD.
 
Nagisa: …I might have gotten too excited. Without Ibara, it is still difficult for me to know how to behave.
 
Natsume: Hmm, so if Ibara-kun was here, you’d be able to act as usuAL?
 
Nagisa: …Up until now I’ve always acted according to Ibara’s instructions, after all.
 
…But it seems that Ibara wants me to promote my true self from now on.
 
…Which is what made me want to try and show off with this job.
 
Natsume: Well, I think you should go ahead if that’s what you want to DO. In other words, that just means that as long as you have a plot to stick to, Ran-senpai will be fine, riGHT?
 
If that’s so, then I thought of a good solutION.
 
Nagisa: …A solution? For how to promote my true self?
 
Natsume: It might be more accurate to say I’ve figured out how to keep your behavior from going out of contrOL.
 
Meaning, we just need to create a script on our own before the recordING. 
 
You will be choosing the problems you’re addressing in the show beforehAND, so it should be easy for us to prepare some different responses you can use while recording, NO?

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Season: Winter
 
Writer: Haruka Kanata
 
Characters: Nagisa, Adonis, Natsume, Sora, Tsumugi
 
<A few hours later. In the Starmony Common Room>
 
Nagisa: …Are you ready, Adonis-kun?

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Adonis: Aah, we’re going to practice listening to people’s worries and giving them advice here as if we were recording in the studio, right?
 
 
Is it okay if I check the script one more time?
 
Tsumugi: Eh? There’s a script for this? Then I should check it as well…
 
Sora: Checking the script is important~! Sora wants to check too!
 
Nagisa: …Please calm down. We haven’t prepared a script.
 
Adonis: …Now that you mention it, we haven’t. I was trying to treat this rehearsal as the real thing, so I couldn’t help but feel like I had to check the script.
 
Natsume: Honestly noW. If you’re already like this before we’ve even startED, I can’t help but wonder if you’ll be okAY.
 
Nagisa: …I’m sure we’ll be okay. I want Natsume-kun to freely ask for our advice as well.
 
Natsume: Nothing about this situation is making me think this will go okay, thouGH?
 
In any case, that won’t be necessaRY. The only reason I’m here in the first place is because Sora wants to help you guys oUT.
 
Sora: Hunter Onii~san said they wanted to practice helping people with their problems, you see~
 
Sora is in the middle of worrying about something right now, so it fits perfectly. We should help each other out in times of trouble~♪
 
Natsume: If you’re worrying about something, you could just ask me for adviCE. Honestly, Sora is just too kind sometimES…
 
Thanks to Sora’s kindness, I’ll stay and help you out just this onCE. However, you’d better not drag Sora into anything stranGE. 
 
As long as you keep that promise, you can do whatever else you wANT. Do refrain from expecting me to offer you any advice, thOUGH. 
 
Tsumugi: Now, Natsume-kun keeps saying such mean-spirited things. Even though Natsume-kun is the most experienced when it comes to listening to people’s troubles and giving them advice…
 
Nagisa: …It’s help enough if you just watch over us. Thank you, everyone in Switch.
 
…Adonis-kun, are you just about ready now?
 
Adonis: Ah, I’m ready now. Let’s begin, Ran-senpai.
 
Nagisa: …Okay. Well then, let’s begin.
 
…Thank you all for coming to our consultation room today. 
 
…Your MCs for today’s show are me, Ran Nagisa of Eden. As well as
 
Adonis: Otogari Adonis of UNDEAD. I look forward to working with… Let’s work hard, okay~?
 
Sora: Let’s work hard~! Clap clap clap ✰

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Natsume: …?
 
Adonis: Well then, let’s get started with discussing your problems… okay? ♪
 
Nagisa: …It appears that three lost lambs have gathered here with us today. Well then, let us hear from Tsumugi-kun first, shall we?
 
Tsumugi: Wha!? So we’re starting with me. Let me think~, My recent worries~…
 
Ah, actually, I feel as if my shoulders have been getting somewhat stiffer as of late~. What should I do about that?
 
Natsume: (...You’ve been working too mUCH. Since it’s Senpai we’re talking aboUT, you’ve probably been falling asleep without getting up from your chAIR.)
 
Adonis: I see. So this is a worry due to your shoulders feeling more stiff recently… You’re worried because your shoulders have been getting stiffer, isn’t that right~? ♪
 
The problem is probably that you’re not getting enough exercise, I’d think… Ran-senpai, what about you…?
 
Nagisa: …Adonis-kun. It might just be that Tsumugi-kun’s condition is much more serious than you’d think.
 
Tsumugi: Eeh!? Why, I was just trying to come up with an easy problem for you!?
 
Adonis: Wh, what do you mean, Ran-senpai? Could it be that Aoba-senpai is actually severely ill!?
 
Nagisa: …Yes. First, I’d like for you to hear me out calmly.
 
…The reasons why a person’s shoulder could stiffen can be divided into two main types. Do you know which two that would be?
 
Adonis: No, I haven’t the faintest clue. I could only think he was feeling tired due to a lack of exercise…
 
Nagisa: …That’s right. There are two options: either he hasn’t been exercising enough, or else he hasn’t been exorcising enough.*
 
Adonis: …N?
 
Nagisa: …If he just needs exercise, then everything is fine, but if he is in need of exorcising, then we don't have a moment to waste. 
 
…Personally, I would suggest we immediately put some salt in each corner of this room, but what do you think, Adonis-kun?
 
Adonis: …
 
Nagisa: …Adonis-kun?
 
Adonis: A, ah… Right. It is true that salt intake is important during exercise… It’s totally important, you know~?
 
Nagisa: …I see. It’s true that the salt’s purifying powers may be more effective if administered internally.
 
…Right. I have a solution. Tsumugi-kun needs to lick some purifying salt right away.
 
Natsume: (How far are these two going to take this before someone gives up and plays the straight mAN. Rather than rehearsing for a consultation shOW, it’s more like they’re rehearsing for an improv comedy shOW…)
 
Tsumugi: I see~. I’ll admit I hadn’t even thought about trying to lick purifying salt. Thank you so much for the advice.
 
Natsume: You’ve disappointed mE, senpAI.

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Tsumugi: Eeh!? How, what did I do wrong?
 
Adonis: Ahem. Should we move on to the next one? I want to hear about Harukawa’s worries… you know~♪?
 
Sora: HaHa~♪ Finally it’s Sora’s turn to get advice! Thank you very much!
 
Recently there are so many things I want, so I’m having trouble deciding what to spend my money on.
 
There is a new game I would like to buy, but my dad recommended I start saving money.
 
Natsume: To think Sora was worrying about thAT. If there is anything you want, you can always tell me, you knOW?
 
Sora: HiHi~, Sora can’t keep being spoiled by Master forever~. Money management is important. 
 
Nagisa: …Hm. Should you save for your future, or spend to satisfy your urges right now, is it.
 
…This is a very difficult dilemma. Generally speaking, it is often better to save money when you can, but that doesn’t necessarily apply in Sora-kun’s case.
 
Adonis: …You’re right, that is difficult. Why do you want to save money, Harukawa?
 
Sora: There are many reasons~. But the biggest one is the same as what dad said, for Sora’s future’s sake. As long as you’re properly prepared, you never have to worry, after all~!
 
Nagisa: …Sora-kun only mentioned picking between spending or saving, but there is also the third option of “investing”. 
 
Adonis: “Investing”? What do you mean?
 
Sora: HuHu~! Sora knows. Go big or go home. It’s a sort of money game where you fight over money♪
 
Adonis: Fighting, you say? We can’t let Harukawa do something so dangerous.
 
Nagisa: …It’s not an actual physical fight. What Sora-kun’s example is referring to is likely closer to what you’d refer to as gambling. 
 
…While investing certainly has some similarities to gambling, I think you’ll find that investing is a much healthier economic activity.
 
…If you save all your money, then you can’t participate in the economic market, and if you spend your money on games, you only gain momentary pleasure.
 
In that case, increasing your capital through “investing” would be better for your future. I’m sure that’s what Ibara would say.
 
Adonis: Is that so. Then, maybe we should recommend he invest his money?
 
Nagisa: …No, that might not be the case. After all, investing also carries a risk of failure. I couldn’t confidently recommend that course of action.
 
Adonis: Then, how should we respond to Harukawa’s problem?
 
Nagisa: …Here I have a Oujia board rumored to have been left here by the Mystery Researchers circle. 
 
…This is the perfect chance, so let us use this to summon spirits and ask them what the best solution for Sora-kun’s problem is.
 
Natsume: That’s enoUGH. Don’t move, stOP.
 
The only way this narrative could proceed is that you amateurs end up cursED. I won’t let you get Sora caught up in something so dangerOUS. 
 
Sigh… HonesLY. This feels as if I’m watching some manzai comedy about solving people’s problEMS.**
 
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TL-notes:
* - Nagisa is using homonyms in Japanese here and saying that either Tsumugi is tired, or else he is possessed. Obviously those two words don't sound similar in English so I went for the closest I could think of.
** - Manzai comedy is a very popular branch of comedy in Japan, especially in the Osaka region. The humor revolves around one person playing the boke, or saying dumb things, while the other person provides straight man comments or tsukkomi.

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